I Like Mike

My slogan may not be original, but you can't believe the pressure i'm under to get this all done by November. I promise to be more creative in 2012.

My platform will be a list of pledges, things our party will fight for if I'm elected.

My first pledge is to free all Amuricans (this is how I suggest we pronounce ourselves) from the control of morons. If you don't know who the morons are, you don't belong in Liberal Republic Party, however, as an example -- Barney Frank is a moron -- I hope this helps.

This campaign is not accepting any donations -- we don't need money, we need help.

Update on Friday, September 26, 2008 at 08:38AM by Mike Farmer

I'll return to my campaign late this afternoon -- I have to attend to some business matters, like paying my mortgage.