A convenient crisis

This financial "meltdown" is a convenient crisis for the Dems right before the election, seeing as how Republicans are being blamed. Of course we need a change, what with the world coming to an end if we don't make one.

I know now how conspiracy theories are born. The Democrats screw up the financial system through Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, Bush reacts, then the Dems take it from there and focus everyone's attention on the economy, blame the Republicans and win the White House.

Now, time is running out -- the Republicans must quickly start another war that if not fought would really, really end the world, no kidding.

Brilliant!